Our World Is Falling Apart

We just wanted to let you all know that our world, the world of Cambridge, is falling apart. In the last week, one of our closest friends in Cambridge has decided to quit and has moved back to Liverpool; my job security is in a perilous situation and I may be jobless any day now; Matt's tuition is going up £3000 next year; the dishes are a mile high in our sink; the couple whose Oxford blog we've been following (since it's so similar to our own) have SEPARATED AND ARE LIVING ON DIFFERENT CONTINENTS; al Qaeda is regaining strength and setting up terrorist training camps on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border!!!!!!!!!! Most of these things affect other people more than they affect us. We're actually doing okay. But for those who are affected more deeply, we're thinking about you and wishing you well. Not you, al Qaeda, so fuck off.